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Sally was full after the cream filled dongnut she gave billy for his birthday
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an invitation to eat as much of whatever is offered as you want and take some home with you. the phrase may come from a time when inviting travelers into your home to share a meal was more common. it was considered polite to eat your fill but not to also fill your bag with food for later. the invitation to "fill your boots" would be permission from the host to do so.
host: there is more here than we can all eat now, feel free to fill your boots.
guest: thanks mister, that's generous of you.
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The term used to tell someone that they should deposit some more petrol in the tank of thier car if you are drugged to the eyballs
Person 1 says: Hey your tank is empty, maybe you should fill er up
Person 2 hears: <mumble> fill er up
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A cookie batter filled with semen and any other topping. Then cooked at 450 degrees in oven for 30 minutes. When finished serve to your guests and have them guess what’s inside! (Warning: This may start a house fire so be cautious or do it outside. Cookies may be salty.)
Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
When you have a threesome with two women and one of them has a yeast infection. After you cum inside her, you make the other woman go down on her.
One of the chicks said she was hungry so I finished in her friend and gave her a cream filled doughnut to munch on.
what is said when a huge hunger goes unsatisfied
Chell: "What shoud i have for lunch today?"
Dave: "How about a hot dog."
Chell: "But it won't fill me."
the aftermath of a girls face after a blow job and a pucnch in the nose
ashly gave me head and i busted in her face as a reward i punched her in the face the giving her a jelly filled dounut
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