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When you are fisted to the elbow of a partner with abnormally huge forearms.
Thanks to all the time at the gym, my forearms are perfect for going Rachel the ol’ popeye fist. These guns leave her winker gaping.
A little known fighting style involving:
1) Raising both arms in the air as if you were a pterodactyl.
2) Swinging your fists without bringing your arms any closer together.
This technique is highly effective when employed by drunken brawlers, angry nine-year-olds, and those who are possessed by insurmountable rage.
1) After nine or ten goblet-fulls of crunk juice, Jack was ready to start throwing his danger fists around.
2) When the birthday clown got in Timmy's face, he planted his danger fists in the clown's crotch.
3) Danger fists crash landed in Frank's face because he simultaneously broke John's Xbox 360 and HDTV.
To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.
Stalin ruled with an iron fist.
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To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.
The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.
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A turd that causes catastrophic anal damage. From ex-popular tv host Michael Barrymore's misadventure up his friends back passage (arse) in his swimming pool. Ouch!
I've got to sit on a rubber ring after that that shit, it was like Barrymore's Fist.
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What old people do from the porch when little kid's baseballs break their windows.
Those little rat bastards broke my kitchen window again, so I gave'em the old fist shake from the porch to scare them off.
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That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.
Wife: Can you give me a backrub?
Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.
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