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A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.
Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?
Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.
Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!
Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
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Claiming that people who are active, healthy and God forbid have the slightest care about their physical appearance are terrible, shallow people. This makes it more acceptable to eat cake all day and never see the light of day or walk anywhere. This practice of shaming was made up by the larger members of society who have less self esteem and try to make it look out of the norm to be fit and healthy. This kind of practice makes it seem more normal for someone to be on a scooter at age 30 with no joint problems compared to someone who regular goes to the gym.
Kelly: You eat too healthy and are way to active! Your so shallow!
Pete: No, your just fit shaming me so you feel better about your body...
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An individual who wants to impose strict standards of health and fitness on others.
"Joe's always talking about how other people are fat and need to work out as much as he does. He's such a fitness nazi."
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(noun) quality of one's semen showing appropriateness for impregnating a women.
patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?
doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.
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An extreme fit of anger or spazticness.
Normaly flailing of arms and screaming obsenities and people.
Dont Have A Fucking Shit Fit.
He Only Gone And Had A Shit Fit.
I only wiped shit in his ear when he was sleeping no need to take a shit fit
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what like? meaning how are you?
coloquilism local DORIC North East Scotland langauge.
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My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.
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