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Faking ones death or sleep to avoid having to sex with a person.
"My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".
The act of falling into a hug lazily or tiredly, but enjoying the hug none the less
person - *flop hug*
person2 - lol awww
The act of bouncing ones hanging testicles off a woman's neck while receiving oral sex making it look like she has a turkey gobble.
On a hot summers eve last year Andy proceeded to gobble flop his lady down by the pond, midway through they ended up sticking to her neck.
A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong / any Liverpool FC related failure
To "Klop-Flop" - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / be part of an unmitigated disaster
Liverpool's loss to Wolves is nothing short of an unmitigated Klopp-Flop
A flashlight held between your teeth while you are flopping.
I need batteries for my flop-light.
Cheapo flip-flops you can buy at the dollar store or anywhere else, always costing less than $10. Also known as Double Pluggers
"Let's race!" Can't run, I'm wearing shit-flops
My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops
I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops
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When two guys are having sex and they both take turns being the bottom.
"Hey, check out Scotty"
"Dude, you're not a bottm"
"So?"
"Scotty flip flops so you gotta take it in the ass if you wanna plow him in the ass"
"I'm ready..."
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