Flossing the mollusk

The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.

Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.

Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.

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Fanny Floss

A womans G-string that is soo extremely thin and tight that u could floss ur teeth with it

You can see that girls Fanny floss when she bends over

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flossed up

to be in a happy state of drunkeness or fucked up in other words

yo look at adam over there dancing!

yeah man he is hella flossed up

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floss-concious

When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.

Person One: "Dude, your floss is from Hy-Vee? That's lame."
Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"

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dental floss

Chinese or Japanese person's blindfold.

"Give some dental floss on Ping's eyes, he's about to go to sleep."

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floss out

It can be used two ways:
1. Getting lucky, or gaining much through an action
2. Leaving a location

1. What a floss out!
2. Ok guys I'm flossin out cya later

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mental-floss

device used in an attempt to remove a disturbing mental picture.

It's gone! Someone deleted onion ring from the Urban Dictionary. I can put away my mental floss. That was just gross!

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