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The pose overwhelmingly displayed by FOB females when taking photographs.
Consists of making a "V" with the pointer & middle fingers (looks like the "peace" hand signal, the "v for victory" signal, or the way you give people bunny ears in photos)and tilting the head to one side.
His girlfriend used to be a FOB, she's doing the FOB pose in every single one of these old pictures!
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A bump/raised hard bit of skin on the side of your finger where you hold a pen/pencil caused by writing for a long time. (like some FOBs do)
Oh my god I have a FOB finger from all the writing I did yesterday!
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a group of 3 or more FOB's (fresh of the boat)
EST. 2007
by two guys from Staen Island
5 fobs walking through a MALL)
Witness1: dude look! FOB MOB!
Witness2: FOB MOB!
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A word used to describe an attatchment to a keyring that connects more keyrings. Can be made of rope, twine, but usually cheap chain. Some have multiple removable attatchment points and require a key to remove. Makes absolutely no reference to fob.
Bob the sanitation worker bought a key fob because he thought it looked nifty and didn't mind his keys weighing three pounds.
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spoken or written mistakes in the English language that people who aren't native English speakers (i.e. FOBs) make.
FOB flop english: five dala! me ruboo you rrong time!
proper English: I am a whore!
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whoever wrote the other definition (the definition by parviz) is plainly stupid. he's just a true fob trying to cover up his own fobness
playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?
now let me give all of you the real definition of a Persian fob:
a Persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a Persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the American culture but doesn't know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see Persian fobs with their Persian accents rapping like they're black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my ass; he's lying like a dog, he's a fucking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an S class Mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they're drunk they can't control themselves. they will end up touching some girl's breasts or ass or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an American they start cussing in persian and they think the American guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga'am halit she ba ki tarafi u MOTHER FATHER PEECE OF SHIT)
u can also see Persian fobs dancing to Persian music like a true out of the closet gay Persian. they dance like Iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight Iranian guy.
Persian fobs always bump to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don't drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay Persian guy dance.
a lot
just look around when u go to a Persian gathering, Persian concert, or Persian club. Your going to c an ass ton of Persian Fobs.
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when a fob attempts to make you his fob girl for all time.
"I think joseph was made a fob advance when he slapped my butt. I don't want to be his fob girl."
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