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football chav

A hybrid of a chav. They often hang around public parks and scare the living Sh!t out of children.they often always where football shirts and ride around on bikes.They lack the intlect to work so there most likely job is mcdonalds minimum wge.

"its those damn football chavs pissing on the goalposts again.

by chavsmasher June 20, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


football bat

Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats

"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

239๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flag Football

a different version of football where you have colored flags and boundaries besides that, it is like regular football.

Tom Brady: i used to play Flag Football
Joe Montana: Yeah me too

by JesusChristfootball September 21, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Football/Soccer

Football is the most common title to describe a sport that involves moving a spherical ball down a field on average 120 yards long and 80 yards wide without the use of the players' hands. Players can use any other part of the body (feet, head, torso) to move the ball. The point is for a team to get the ball into a goal on the opposite end of the field.

Soccer, today, is mostly famous as a minority term for football used mainly in the United States. The term was coined by the British to differentiate between "Association Football" and Rugby Football. It is derived from "Assoc." and is related to the slang "brekkers" and "ruggers" for breakfast and rugby respectively.

Today, soccer is used to describe football in countries that have other sports also called "football". The most famous example is the United States. The term is also very popular in Canada where American and Canadian football are both popular sports. Soccer is also used in Australia to differentiate from rugby. "Soccer" did not become a particularly popular, nor official, term for the sport in the United States until the mid-1970s and the sudden explosion in popularity of American Football.

Football/Soccer is the most widely played sport today, though it's popularity lags in the United States and Canada.

Football/Soccer

by Tavish MacFayden May 13, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fantasy football

A game for grown men that makes them regress back to childhood wherein they will turn on their best friends, argue to the death about anything, and become lifeless shells of their former selves.

Rick: You hear Tim got divorced, lost his house, and got committed?

Rod: Fantasy Football dude ..... Fantasy Football

by JSchlong October 1, 2010

132๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


football weather

Weather associated with American Football; typically harsh conditions such as cold, rainy, snowy, or windy.

I could tell Steve wasn't a true football fan; he didn't want to go to a game at Lambeau Field in November because it was too cold, despite it being ideal football weather.

by OhFee April 21, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


football ear

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.
Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

by Eroll August 27, 2005

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