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A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.
I have a rule with Edith: I only hang out with her before sunset. She’s strictly a day friend. The last night we went out, she released a family of raccoons in the club “because they need to dance too.”
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February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.
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An extremely stupid word (i.e. Hungs, Masturbathe, Emotionap, etc.), that is almost certainly made up on the spot, that UD randomly puts on the front page and emails to all of its subscribers for no good reason at all. These "definitions" usually tend to be a pun or play on words and really don't make much sense.
Every goddamn Word Of The Day that has ever existed on this site since 2004 has been so mind-numbingly stupid that I feel that I've lost at least 40 IQ points.
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A bright, clear, sunny day after a night of snowfall.
Nothing is prettier than a January bluebird day in Seattle.
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When you fuck a girl from behind, while walking her around the room like a wheelbarrow.
Brad did the Day Laborer with Debra all night long.
A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."
"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."
The lesbian swamp witch from American Horror Story: Coven
Misty Day’s hero is Stevie Nicks.