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less than jake

a ska band that used to be realy fucking good but they are not as ska any more and have less horns. they kind of sold out

less than jake is awesome

by diton May 11, 2008

6πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Say no Less

When one’s attempt to yell β€œsay less” goes terribly wrong....

β€œSay no Less nigga! We don’t got no microwaves in Broderick nigga! Gangland!!! Fuck you nigga! On Broderick Cub! Say no Less Nigga!!! On my mommy’s kids it’s on sight no cap bro! On my grandmommy’s kids nigga! No cap bro!!! Say no Less!!!”

by Ty_with_the_pie June 7, 2019

2πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Could care less

(1) - n. - A mental and emotional state in which disinterest, concern, and apathy could actually increase, suggesting a sense of neutral satisfaction;

(2) - adj. - slang - Could get worse so as it is not so bad now;

(3) n and adj., used often by Americans who are sympathetic to the pro-nonsensical movement, modern-American Illiteratencia, and the Nouveau White Trash Riche.

Etymology (origin):

The expression "I could not care less" originally meant 'it would be impossible for me to care less than I do because I do not care at all.'

Originally a British saying that came to the U.S. in the 1950s when the Republican Party was growing in popularity and strength across the nation.

By the 1980s, the GOP had achieved support from wide cross-sections of the American electorate, as it's policies of Educational eradication and cultural containment were attributable to economic growth, particularly strip-mall expansion and military weaponry for phantom enemies.

Language pro-incompetency became a primary political concern for the GOP, so long as it was butchered by "legal Americans," and with no strong ties to Mexican immigrants.

It became a simple, but memorable, issue for the GOP, surpassed only by the party's timeless rally call for more "Guns" and "God" and "less Gays."

While the now-common I could care less is senseless because If you could care less, that means you care at least a little.

The original is quite sarcastic and the other form is clearly nonsense.

Which is correct: I could care less or I couldn't care less?

Ex. # 1.

"I could not care less whether you lived or died! In fact, the only thing I care about less are splattered bugs on my windshield.!"

could care less gay republican apathy disinterest not care could care less give a fuck
or

"I could care less whether you lived or died. Before I knew that you really were my son, I could tell you were a homo-faggot, and I could care less or not have any fewer problems whatsoever with a person's right to kill gay people!"

by progressman74 November 9, 2011

11πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Ten items or less

What supermarkets display when they actually mean 'Ten items or fewer'. Indeed 'ten items or less' is gramatical nonsense, has no real meaning and therefore qualifies as slang. That is 'or less' than what?

There are a significant number of shoppers who, when challenged about their (say) eleven items, carefully explain that the sign is gramatically meaningless and therefore not understood /does not conform to the English language.

Usually this is lost on checkout staff /clerks and often not understood by store management either. Indeed it is probably lost on the store-chain management as a whole who probably authorised the nonsensical signs in the first instance.

Higher-end supermarkets have been noted as correctly using the term 'ten items or fewer'.

That an item is not necessarily a singular object is another related issue.

Clerk "You shouldn't use this aisle as you have eleven items in your basket and the sign says ten items or less"

Customer "I'm sorry but your sign does not make any sense. As 'or less' is grammatical nonsense I couldn't understand it"

Clerk "Eh?"

by Clansman July 12, 2009

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


I couldnt care less

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.

Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!

by Gazado September 16, 2005

145πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Less Talk More Rokk

The awesomest song on guitar hero 2 and the best song by freezepop! The remixes are totally rad as well.

Someone yells less talk more rokk
almost unironically

by Frogo December 21, 2008


I could care less

Wrong slang. It's supposed to be "I couldn't care less" - because I have no interest. "I could care less" means there is some interest.

"Leaving? I couldn't care less."

by ninedots December 4, 2004

1673πŸ‘ 270πŸ‘Ž