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coochie smear

A coochie smear is, in loose terms, a smeared gastropod. The name is most often applied to land coochie smears, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name coochie smear is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled smear that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "coochie smear" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land coochie smear but also numerous species of sea coochie smears and freshwater coochie smears. Gastropods that naturally lack a smear, or have only an internal smear, are mostly called coochie SHmears, and land coochie smears that have only a very small smear are often called semi-coochie smear.

get that coochie smear, get that coochie bread, then leave. PEACE OUT.

by coochie_smear_squad August 17, 2020


Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018


Pap smear

The Papanicolaou test is a method of cervical screening used to detect potentially precancerous and cancerous processes in the cervix. Abnormal findings are often followed up by more sensitive diagnostic procedures and if warranted, interventions that aim to prevent progression to cervical cance

Jane had to get a Pap smear when she was at the gynecologist

by Heyitsj000 April 9, 2019


Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.

Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.

by thingmaker February 17, 2022


nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.

Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!

by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019


The AC Smear

The act of banging a girl in a car and right as you finish, you smear it onto the car seat and stick it back in.

Dude, did you hear that Aiden pulled off the AC smear in the car the other night?

by Lack luster Lacinto May 24, 2024


Smear Hack

Smear Hacking, also known as Smear Stalking, is a cyber hate crime intended to destroy a persons’ life. The hacker gains access to the victims’ smart phone or similar device and tracks them everywhere they go using the devices' GPS system. They then contact friends, neighbors, coworkers, etc. and try to ruin the victim with a campaign of insults and accusations. When Hate Groups use this tactic it is often called Gang Stalking.

OMG some scumbag Smear Hacked me!

by Fight to be Free August 18, 2024