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A Hobby in which you go out and watch people. The way they act, dress, && talk. Like bird watching except with people. Very entertaining.
I went people watching this afternoon.
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People who epically fail at tanning. Spray on tans.
Those who look like they could be oompa loompas.
It's believed that they cry orange juice. But in a recent study, it's found that they actually cry Sunny D; Fake orange juice. All the more better.
(If you want to see for yourself, just try to teach an orange girl simple addition and then watch the citrus rain)
Oh no, look at the orange people. One of them is crying....
*thinks*
Does anyone have a cup?
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people from the age of dinosaurs with no driving skill who get sadistic pleasure from crushing the skin on your cheeks between their fingers. Have an irrational hatred of those who set foot on their lawns.
ignorant little boy: daddy, why did granny and granpa kill the postman?
daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they're old people, thats what they do.
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People or peoples: how they can say one thing to you and then turn around and tell someone else something different ether about you specifically or about some discussion they had with you that they the person fabricates the story or fabricates any part of the original story… “Plastic people”; too self-absorbed in themselves to care about anything else….
“Plastic people”; too self-absorbed in themselves to care about anything else….
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Great band from Los Angeles formed in 2009 who make music which is mostly in the Indie Rock and Indie Pop genre. Made songs such as Pumped Up Kicks, which was popular during the summer of 2011, and Helena Beat. The entire album 'Torches' is very good, receiving great reviews from critics overall.
The band is made up of Mark Foster, who does vocals, Mark Pontius, who does the drums and Cubbie Fink who does the bass guitar. Isom Innis and Sean Cimino - also known as "Mago" which means "wizard" in Italian, as he is a "wizard" guitarist - also do live shows with Foster The People, making them part of the band as well.
"Who did that awesome song Pumped Up Kicks?"
"Oh, Foster The People, they're amazing."
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Default phrase used by jealous, bitter and prejudiced people who try to self-righteously point to some humanitarian reason for not liking a person or event rather than expose their own baseless, misdirected and personal grudges.
The user will desperately search for ANY possible reason to criticize an event or another person, but after realizing that their criticisms are unjustified and irrelevant, this fall-back phrase is utilized; The user knows that this phrase is not only impossible to disagree with, but it also cleverly blames the person or event in question for the fact that people are starving.
It should be noted that the user of this phrase will do everything to maintain the illusion that they are a righteous person for thinking about starving people, yet the user himself has done absolutely NOTHING to help these people, and never will.
"Hey, did you see Obama play basketball the other day?"
"No, people are starving and all he wants to do is play basketball..."
"Did you see the Miss Universe Pageant last night??"
"I don't watch that crap, because people are starving...."
"Hey, wanna come with me to the mall?"
"Uhh, I don't go to the mall, people are starving..."
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Plural of bug man or bug woman. Soulless, spiritually hollow, consumer oriented people obsessed with appearance on social media and whos only religion is celebrities.
Look at the queue of bug people waiting for the Black Friday sale to start.
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