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A stereotypical redneck who goes by the name ford named after the car his parents had sex in. He's a guy that loves knives, guns, and fishing!
Friend: hey guys I just shot a couple buck on my way to You: lol your such a ford
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One of the best American automakers on Earth, neck-and-neck with General Motors.
Ford ALWAYS scores #1 with their Ford Taurus, Ford Mustang, Ford F-Series, et cetera!
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For Ordinary Redneck Drivers first on race day for off road depenability flip over read directions adj. the best damn truck manufacturer on the planet. And the folks who built the ambulance that gonna come scrape your ass up after you wreck your junk honda,chevy,dodge,ect!!!!!!!!!!!!
no example needed quality speeks for itself
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A brand of car and truck that sometimes makes some legit cars. Most of the time they are POS. But so are all American car companies.
Drive a Ford, you drive the best, drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, If it weren't for Fords, our tools would rust.
"Oh Jimmy just bought his new Ford f150 and had to get his transmission replaced. Darn my Chevy 1500 had to get it's tranny replaced. How can those damn union workers sleep at night?"
Ironically the author drives an American car.
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The most piece of shit car you can ever buy.
Random guy:Hey i boughed a Ford today.
Me: WTF. Is wrong with you
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A company that, like GM, used to build shit cars... but they have improved a lot recently. It has always built decent trucks, though. Chevy always seems to be one step ahead, though, because GM has more money, and a larger infrastructure, than most modern countries.
My dad's old Colony Park wagon, which was built by Ford, was a piece of shit. However, my mother's new Taurus is a pretty good car.
Ford is going to get rid of the Taurus, and replace it with a re-badge Mazda 6 variant called the "Ford Futura"? What the fuck is that shit? Why don't they just re-name the Crown Victoria the "Ford Galaxie", or re-badge a Mazda Protege and call it the "Ford Falcon"?
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Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.
I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.
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