a frozen wind pipe is a sexual act where you poop in a ziplock bag, freeze it and re-insert it in your partners ass.
oh please give me another frozen windpipe today, it made my insides cold for hours.
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The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.
David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?
cum frozen in a condom after a one night stand.
“Yeah we fucked in my car and I forgot about the condom, this morning it was a frozen kiss.”
Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C
Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?
When a man cums on a girls pubic hair resembling snow on a tree.
“What did you do to me”
Girl I gave you the frozen forest
When a man cums on a girls pubic hair and it looks like snow on a tree, resembling a frozen forest.
“Cock”- damn girl I’m finna give you this the frozen forest.