full jerk

100% Masturbating with the inability to focus on anything else but completion.

"I'm in full jerk right now, catch you later" - Boyd Tinsley

Full Segura

A gruesome injury, usually ending with a broken/ injured arm and or leg. Inspired by comedian Tom Segura’s gruesome dunking injury.

Wow man, did you see how he fell off that skateboard?? Homie went full segura!

Full Martini

A big night on the piss and/or drugs, well beyond you limitations. When you go so hard and as a result you are rendered useless, incoherent and a nuisance to those around you by the care that you require. It often ends in injury and almost always in serious embarrassment (often evidenced by photographic or video evidence).

Hannah: Hey Jorge, Josh bought a new Kia Cerato on the weekend and went out and celebrated!
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.

Full Moon

When someone with a large arse bends over.

Mrs Rogers bent over infront of me and the warewolves started howling at the full moon.

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full-ass

The opposite of half-ass. To perform at an exceptional level of quality. To truly devote oneself to the completion of a task.

Colin's analysis of the EDI file was nothing short of full-ass effort.

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Full Package

A male or female who has every possible characteristic a man or woman can ask for.

Kim Yu Na (김연아) has the Full Package; she has good looks, sings very well, and also a Gold Medalist in figure skating in the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada

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Full On

n.
British slang term for a woman being on her period.

Get me some bloody chocolate, I'm full-on this week!

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