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to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.
"i am going to retire to my work lavatories to enjoy a German shuffle"
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n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
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When a woman is on her period, she lets the blood spread everywhere. Then the man takes out his penis, ejaculates onto the menstrual blood, and swirls it around. Thus, creating the candycane effect.
My girl was on her period, so we decided to do a German Candycane.
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some people from Germany
look at all those german people
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the best dog a person could have if they are brought up well as in not abusive. THey're friendly, loyal, and very smart. I would advise getting one(or more) at a younger age.
German Shepherds are the best dogs someone could ever own.
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The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head
"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"
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An aggressive rough expression of affection in which participants attack each other's mouths with their tongues.
Too much german kissing can trigger lockjaw.
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