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A whore who would gobble anyone or anything what they look like or who their with and what gender they are girl guy as long as they have genitals
Jordan: Kerri is suck a whore
Adam: yeah I know shes such a gnob gobbling gremlin
Brodie he Laurynwanna gobble on my knoble
Lauryn : sure Brodie
When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.
He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.
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Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.
He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.
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A genetic inheritance.
When extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.
Thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.
There he is, get him guys!!
What are you guys doing to me?
Oh shit thats just Bryan, damnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!
Its Thanksgiving where is Bryan??
Look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!
Insults to this person could be- gobble gobble
- your a big turkey bitch
- get running on thanksgiving motherfucker
- put feathers on this guy and you don't need a halloween costume
- FREAK
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Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.
*eggplant*
"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle
During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.
"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."