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The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud
Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.
I turned my room into a gopher den, it smells so bad.
When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.
I'd rather these guys ghost than keep gophering, I made it clear I'm done with them.
The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring
“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”
When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.
I got fired because I was gopher hunting and the boss floated my doo onto his shoe!