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When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.
Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.
When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.
Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.
A body guard, but cooler
A boggy guard can also be used to refer to your best friend that protects you at all cost
You and your friend hang out like all the time
Yea, they’re my boggy guard
Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.
The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.
The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.
I was grateful for the shame guard.
When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."
When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.
Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.