A man who proudly and enthusiastically nibbles, bites, sucks-at and munches on a woman's "gunt", or, the bulging area of fat located between an overweight girl's stomach and genitals.
"Quit changing the radio station, gunt nosher!" or "Do you think that guy wakes up every morning TRYING to look like a gunt nosher?"
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when the gunt makes a slight unknown appearance without the beholders knowledge
Oh my god, look at that gunt peeking out of the bottom of that gunt's shirt!
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Looking for extra poundage and fat around the abdominal area of some strange chick that you're trying to hook up with at the club.
I was going to go home with this hot looking goth chick at the bar when The ugly lights came on. So, I decided to do a Gunt Check to make sure I wasn't about to bone a fattie.
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1. Used a substitute for Dickface, Cuntface, Fuckface, etc.
2. Someone with a hanging neck that looks like the throat grooves of a whale.
Dude, you fucking Gunt Face!
Damn that dude has a gunt face, bleh!
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A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.
Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.
THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:
Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."
Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"
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Fat woman wearing really tight pants.
You see that chicks pants? She had massive camel gunt.
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When two really fat people attempt to have sex but their flabby gunts slam eachother making sex next to impossible.
There is no way they can have sex, but I'm sure they do a lot of gunt fucking.
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