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Place ten bowling pens down on a hardwood floor. Have your girl lay down on her back in front of the bowling pins. Place your two middle fingers inside her vagina while placing your thumb in her asshole as if holding a bowling bowl. Slide her into the bowling pins while making her cum with your fingers. Bowling shoes optional.
"I noticed my new girlfriend had bowling pins setup in her house, but she did not own a bowling ball. I am pretty sure she wants me to perform a Gutter Jerry on her."
A man unzips his pants and let’s his limp dick hang out of the front of his pants.
Did you see Ed he was hangin gutter
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When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters
I see joe has given up on caring for his house.
Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening
The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting
Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.
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A person who says hateful, nasty and often false things about another person.
That woman has a gutter mouth, she's always talking trash on others.
When your bowling ball falls into the gutter, but still manages to get a spare. Usually when only one of the 7 or 10 pins are left standing from the previous frame.
I got 9 pins on the first ball, then I threw a gutter spare.
Person A: Did you see that? The ball rocked so far in the gutter that it clipped the 7 pin and I got a spare.
Person B: Yeah, dude! Nice gutter spare!
A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.