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baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.

My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 9, 2015


Yee ass haircut

When someone has a yee ass haircut it means that they have a haircut that is very bad described as yee ass

Person 1: how do you like my haircut
Person 2: bro you got a yee ass haircut

by Laugh until you die March 22, 2021


nae nae haircut

a term used to describe the lack of a haircut or hairstyle. this is not usually a bad thing but if you have a bad nae nae haircut it is bad.

awsten knight has a nae nae haircut
tyler joseph has a nae nae haircut
wilbur soot has a nae nae haircut
Dallon weekes has a nae nae haircut
Cscoop has a nae nae haircut
Yungblud has a nae nae haircut
Ryan ross has a nae nae haircut

by whoreepuke April 11, 2020

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Turd Garden Haircut

Turd Garden Haircut

Kodak Black is sportinโ€™ a fresh โ€œTurd Garden Haircut.โ€

by Solzhenitsyn December 31, 2022

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upside down haircut

1. (verb) to trim personal hair around the genitals; to wax, pluck, cut, shape, shave, or curl ones own pubic hair.

2. (noun) a haircut preformed by self, to self that must be executed from a upside down perspective.

Before Thadius had removed his boxers as Kimmy requested, embarrasment dawned upon him for it had been awhile since he had given himself an upside down haircut.

by haldeen October 10, 2007

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Bunker Hill Haircut

The act of shaving a jerk's head, making him eat the hair, and then cutting his teeth out. All conversing during this exchange must be done so in a thick Boston accent.

Last night this jerkoff was grindin on O'Malley's girl, so he gave the kid a fuckin bunker hill haircut.

by TommyGun5 September 17, 2009

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my new haircut

1.) When your friend goes up to you and says my new haircut it means that they want to go grind with bitches.

2.) An amazing video.

"Yo man, this is my new haircut. (my new fucking haircut). You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight. Bitches love me new haircut, and if they don't... fucking skanks."

by yagerbombss October 25, 2007

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