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When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock
When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock
PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
A romantic relationship which has ended, but is still friendly enough to share a hammock.
Jim and Sue parted ways, but still shared a single hammock on occasional visits to the park; it was a hammockable separation.
When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack
That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock
Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock
A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.