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A handjob in which the giver's hand is of sub-acceptable temperature. Most often experienced in cold weather or in geographical locations north of the 45th paralell. Originated in the Soviet Union.
Person 1: "wasn't it cold?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Nikita unbuttoned my snow pants and gave me a freezing Russian Handjob"
Person 1: "Damn, I'm glad I don't live in Siberia"
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When a homeless person moves his hands up and down a penis, giving a man sexual pleasure for money. Usually for money to buy cocaine.
I got a homeless handjob this morning!
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When you take a feather and shove it up your nose to sneeze and get snot and boogers all over, then you rub said snot and boogers all over your dick, then the person giving the hangjob uses that as lube: thus the malaysian hanjob. They be too poor for lube.
Dude i've been sick so my girl gave me a malaysian handjob
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Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.
The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.
My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.
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When a man is on the toilet taking a dump while simultaneously receiving a handjob.
Tommy was thrilled when his wife burst into the bathroom and started giving him a Tijuana Handjob whilst he dropped a glorious deuce.
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The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.
John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting
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The intentional act of giving a handjob while smoking weed.
Last night was crazy, Lisa gave me a Colorado handjob and now my penis hurts.
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