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The act of giving and/or receiving a hand job while riding a rollercoaster
quote by: Mackenzie Squire
Saturday is going to be our fourteen months and we’re going to be at Canada’s Wonderland.
“you should give him a handy on a rolly.”
Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.
Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.
A hand job with hand sanitizer for lubrication.
Joe is still recovering from the sani handy he got last night.
A hand job given on a crowded dance floor.
My poor behaviour at the party was eclipsed by the scandal of Tegan giving Jim a dancefloor handy.
A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)
Frank: How was dnd last night?
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.
Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.
Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.
The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.