a Harper is a person who will shit on the phone with you with her mic and camera on, and also sends you videos of her pissing (you can hear the piss stream too). She is not all that bad once you get past her Hitler and orphan jokes (especially directed towards me since I am adopted). She makes you laugh and smile until you are literally throwing up, and she can also inhale a whole ass meal in one bite. I love Harper's, and they are so fun to be around.
Harper is such an uwu pick me girl
Harper leaves the game when he gets salty.
Oh Luke has gone and done a Harper
Harper is the Luna Lovegood in the real world. Dreamy, innocent, and could probably believe 10 impossible things during breakfast.
Harper:"You're just as sane as I am..."
He is the person who always smiles and lights up a room. He makes people happy and can be really funny. He is intelligent and is very smart. You are lucky if you know someone names Harper. He is beautiful and is like a god. He will always stand up for what's right. He may be offending at first but he comes around.
"Oh there's Harper"!
"I know I am just going to have the best time with him".
"Oh there's Harper"!
"I know I am just going to have the best time with him".
Harper is a compassionate, kind and loving guy.
He has rock solid abs and a great smile.
He loves going on risky adventures to boost his adrenaline and is very sensitive\ fragile
“I just saw Harper climbing up a building, wow I wish I could be that brave”
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