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One hairy motherfucker!
also see: Wookie
"Dude, look at my ball fro, its huge!"
"What are you growing?"
"A Chris Harrison."
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An extremely hot blonde born in 1981.
Playboy Playmate of the Month October 2002.
Is of German and Japanese ancestry.
Former Hooters restaurant employee.
" I wish I could go home to Teri Harrison every night "
" Teri Harrison is the hottest woman alive! "
" I'd do Teri Harrison in a heartbeat, maybe less "
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The hot best friend of Tom Holland.
Person 1: "Damn who is that man?"
Person 2: " Ohhh him thats Harrison Osterfield.... He is Tom Holland's best friend."
Person 3: "Yeah but he's one million times hotter than Tom tho."
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Harrison Ford - greatest roles ever! Bladerunner, Indy and Hans Solo
'I hate snakes' Harrison Ford
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lead singer of the Birmingham indie/alternative rock band Peace. His real name is Harry but he's too sassy for that so he calls himself Harrison. He is also fucking beautiful and has the best hair and fashion sense in the music industry.
"have you heard that new band Peace?"
"yeah, i love Harrison Koisser's vocals!"
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A sexual act - When a vampire jizzes on a fish's mouth and a Wookie uses the fish to wank you off.
Tracy, "To celebrate my EGOT, I'm gonna have myself a Red Harrison"
Kenneth, "What's that Mr. Jordan"
Tracy, "K: you fish out the trout in my tank and pleasure yourself on it's mouf. Grizz, you take the fish when Kenneth's done and give it to the dancer with the extra finger. Dotcom, you stick these Cinnabon's on your head and stand in the corner and look jealous while I use my black pole to catch Roshanicka's fish."
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"At the high dollar night club, Nosferatu relieved himself on the trout's mouth and tossed it to the chained Wookie so he could begin work on the new customers"
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People say and joke that Chuck Norris is amazing, but he has nothing on Harrison Ford.
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