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sexy beast that has extremely white teeth. would make an amazing sugar daddy.
Wow, Steve Harvey is a sexy daddy
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Born of alcohol, The Dark Knight, marriage and sexual frustration, and of course a dash of inspirational pr0n. Perhaps not in that exact order, but each one playing an equal part in the creation and execution of...
bThe Harvey Dent: /bWhen a man finds his wife or girlfriend asleep, then taking great caution not to wake her, he quietly positions himself close enough to her face that he can easily ejaculate on half of it while simultaneously screaming iRACHEL!!!/I as loudly as he can, over and over again, until his seed is completely spent.
Warning: The aftermath of a successful Harvey Dent can be a little bit awkward at best and a total disaster at worst, but when done correctly is epic wtfpwnage regardless. Have an exit strategy. Good luck and God Speed....
Some guy -iMy wife said she had a headache and was too tired to have sex last night. Not wanting to inconvenience her, I decided to wait until later that night and settle for The Harvey Dent instead./i
Charlie Sheen - iWINNING! DUH!/I
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To be given a way out by the industry, businesses, board, and company that enabled, protected, covered up behavior that if committed by a regular or anyone else would result in serious legal, employment, or criminal consequences but because of the sheer power of influence and connections in a industry, locality, and political world. Would make such event unlikely unless a preponderance of publicity eventually brings this to the light of day.
Still he was offered to be cashed out of his own firm before he declined and then fired by his own board(who were acting to protect the company ahead of the New York Times and New Yorker Magazine publishing stories on the company's involvement on paying out 8+ sexual harassment suits and countless other allegations). Still hubris and arrogance was a dominant trait in this downfall of a titan. Still not a watershed moment anywhere. Abuse of power, sexual harassment, political intimidation, and Donald Trump will still be around for years to come.
Friend 1: "why didn't you take the money and hide"
Harvey Weinstein: "Because I'm Harvey Fu%king Wienstein and I do what I want!!"
Friend 1: "why didn't you take the money and hide"
Harvey Weinstein: "Because I'm Harvey Fu%king Wienstein and I do what I want!!"
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When the wrong winner is read out at an awards show or presentation.
Warren Beatty totally fucked up at the Oscars and pulled a Steve Harvey!
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A little fucking scrawny fucking bitch who only cares about his fortnite wins. He has a really cool friend named Robbie who is really cool. Harvey isn’t also a renowned sex offender and he is known as a digital threat as he grooms kids online
Kid your such a fucking dirty Harvey. I raw dogged your nan last night
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When a woman shits in a mans hand during sex and the man wipes the feces on his upper lip, leaving a streak that looks like Steve Harvey's mustache. Once the streak has hardened onto the man's lip, he eats the woman out while moaning the number one answers from the most recent Family Feud episode.
Jen: "Have you done The Steve Harvey with your boyfriend yet?"
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."
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When a person miraculously just disappears, fades into the darkness of nowhere. Sneaky yet mysterious
In the middle of a riveting conversation and wow, he's/she is gone.
More than likely in the middle of a massive drinking session he/she becomes MIA
Hey! *looks left, right, up and down* Where did they go...
Must have pulled a Chris Harvey
Hey man, I totally pulled a Chris Harvey last night - stealth mode master!
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