Having a Milardo

One is said to be "having a Milardo" when one who is usually very mild mannered totally flips out at or in front of his co-workers. This tantrum will have every other word being "Fuck" or "Fucking" or "What the Fuck", and while attempting to remain "blameless" wants to put the screws to whomever has got his dander up in such a way. Formerly referred to as having a "Mauriello".

"Holy Shit! I thought it was going to come to fistacuffs when Joe was having a Milardo at Andrew the other day. He totally lost his mind and went completely berzerk!"

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Have a day

An intended derivative and omission of “nice” from the far more colloquial “have a nice day”. Said as a bare minimum “polite” response when one is aggravated or feels sleighted.

It’s polite in the sense that it intuitively sounds like have a nice day and basically implies that the speaker cares enough about the recipient that they hope the recipient doesn’t die...at least for today.

However it’s also borderline rude, and could be perceived as a way of indirectly telling someone to fuck off, depending on the context. It intentionally omits “nice,” implying that the speaker is either in a general not-nice mood, or does not care about the recipient enough to wish them a nice day per se. Still more graceful than telling someone to piss off, as you can always feign ignorance to any malicious intent.

*supervisor catches you on a bad day and says some unnecessary shit*:
“Have a day.”

Le sarcastic douche: “Good job!”
Le moi: “Have a day.”

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to have the painters in

Please see painters

God Laura was such a cranky bitch today - she must have the painters in!

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have a bar

verb: to have a bar of sth.

To accept something
To allow something to happen

I tryed to tell my teacher that my dog ate my coursework but she wasn't having a bar of it.
I tryed to walk on my twisted ankle but my leg wasn't having a bar of it.

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having a brown

Having a poo, squeezing one out.

We all enjoy it.

I'm having a brown, can I call you back?

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have fun

A sarcastic response to someone's unfortunate upcoming situation.

Corey: Hey man, where you headed?
Mike: Fucking physics class...
Corey: Have fun! :D

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Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

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