I hear what you're saying

quit putting stuff up here that I didn't
put here.

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Did you hear that Joe likes Mike?

When someone asks who are they you respond wiht: Joe mamma likes Mike-ock

-Hey did you hear that Joe likes Mike?
-Who are they?
-Joe mamma likes Mike-ock!

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you hear me squawking big bird

are you listening and paying attention to what is being said

"go clean your room, you hear me squawking big bird"

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The *insert word/words hear* times

Used to refer to a past memory.

The phrase can be used with almost any word/words in the English language, and hundreds of words from various other languages.

The *insert word/words hear* times

Mary "Hey do you remember if you left your shoes on the boat yesterday arvo?"

Patrick - "You mean back in The 'boat' times?

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It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

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you got one bitch left, hear

This is a phrase often said when someone you are around continously uses the word "bitch" to refer to you. This is phrase used as somewhat of a warning to the one using the word "bitch".

Alright, you got one bitch left, hear.

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see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.

When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

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