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Viking Helmet

A piercing through the penis head consisting of a half ring with pointed ends, thus resembling the helmet of an (operatic) Viking.

Guy A: "Dude, check out my Viking Helmet"

Guy B: "What? Aww man, I didn't wanna see your junk...but that is pretty awesome."

by s7ryph November 22, 2010

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Skin Helmet

The head of a penis

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!

by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021


Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick

That Troy! Such a helmet goblin

by Miyhgt June 8, 2019


Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.

Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.

by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011


Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2021


helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed

Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'

by G_meister November 18, 2019


Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013