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clasp-retaining high-five

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.

A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.

by QuacksO March 16, 2019


Home-School High-Five

-A person takes both of their arms and raises them above his/her head and slaps both of their hands together as if giving someone a high-five.

-The idea is that someone like a home-schooler wants to give someone a high-five when they get a math problem right, but there is no one around so they have to give themselves the high-five.

Isaac, that was such a dumb joke! You should give yourself a home-school high-five!

by Preston Stell May 31, 2007

48๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


High Fiving Mother Fucker

A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.

Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.

Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'

Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"

other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"

*Slaps Skin*

20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."

by BeckDylan612 September 10, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Super High-Five Saturday

The glorious sequel to High-Five Friday, where in which the name of the day is yelled louder and the highfives are harder and more enthusiatic. 'Twas a team effort between Ralph Steadman and Alewishes at The Langerado Music Festival in 2006. If you hear it yelled prepare for a fucking super highfive, and feel the magic that it produces.

Alewishes: "Hey Ralph....What day is it????"
Ralph: "Ummmmm is it high-five Friday????"
Alewishes: "Naw man."
Ralph:"Oh yes, Its Super High-Five Saturday!!!!!!" WooooooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHHHHH-OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Ralph Steadman July 16, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Little 5 High Five

Doing ridiculous shit during little 5, mostly involving drinking. When this happens, you say "Little 5 High Five" Proceeded by giving a person a high five

7 people taking a 5 shooter in the span of five minutes. "Little 5 High Five"

by HoosierPride April 17, 2011

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high-five to the low-two

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.

When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.

by TerribleDH March 6, 2011


High Fives All Around

An action that takes place after something amazing or unexpected happens that benefits you. See mise, the river.

Steve did high fives all around when he mised a full house on the river.

by Draeger November 14, 2003

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