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When you have a vacation but it's just a massive bender.
We had a bent holiday in Vegas; I remember very little of it.
Holiday ritual in which crazy gramps/nana are deposited at a local hospital so that the family can enjoy the festivities unencumbered.
In the medical field working around holidays always means an opportunity to observe the holiday drop.
When a black guy calls in sick even though they aren’t .
Yo nigga , I took a black holiday yesterday. I said I was sick, but I wasn’t.
An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.
Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.
Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...
Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker
Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.
Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.
Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.
"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."