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Hooker Cooker

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

by Fredvegas October 21, 2007

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hooker wash

girls who dont have shower facilities or ample to shower would simply clean their tits, pits and pussy just like a hooker would after a performing a (trick).

Shit suzy, We're late for class and I gotta shower, fuck showering i only got time for a hooker wash

by limer March 4, 2005

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hooker hunting

The act of shooting prostitutes through the window of a moving vehicile. Usually with a fully automatic airsoft/paintball gun.

"Dude grab the heat and the keys to the jeep were going hooker hunting".

by hookerhunter June 27, 2009

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hooker magic

A hooker's enticing persuasiveness to lure in tricks for her own financial benefits.

Hooker: Hey cracka! You wouldn't happen to want a good dick sucking would you?

Trick: Your hooker magic won't work on me!

by Austin Lebamoff March 28, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Hooker's Bath

According to the late comedian George Carlin, the hooker's bath is the act of cleaning only the following body parts:
1. Armpits

2. Asshole
3. Teeth
4. Crotch

Having no time for a proper shower, Susie just did the hooker's bath.

by MadMark255 February 18, 2017

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music hooker

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.

guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker

by fuckturd July 28, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

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