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for men: where u tie your significant other to a ceiling fan by the ankles, then turn on the fan. as your significant other spins, you dick-slap them in the face when they come close to you.
that couple used the Louisiana Hurricane last night.
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A natural disaster that was made 10 times worse by an incompetent Federal response, and the fact that most of the National Guard is now in Iraq. A natural disaster that shows that our worthless stooge of a President is totally incapable of the job people voted him in for.
Hurricane Katrina caused part of the misery, the Bush adminstration provided the rest.
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When a woman has her face in front of a fan that is on "HI" speed and someone pisses into the back of said fan.
She was so hot after banging away for hours that she was begging for a golden hurricane.
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A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.
TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU
SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
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The hurricane that hit Scotland was aptly named hurricane bawbag. Scots thumbed their noses at mother nature and reduced winds of upto 160mph to that of a scrotum. Mon the scots!
Aw man did you see hurricane bawbag? It was pure hefty windy
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An event which pointed out that President George Walker Bush is mentally challenged. We should keep in mind that the President's imperfections, situated at www.dubyaspeak.com, clearly show that he might actually have an IQ of a peanut. So in respect to this, the country's reponse time, in my opinion, tends to be VERY slow. In other words, The Homeland Security should have raised the "terrorist threat" to red already!!!
Bush is THE Hurricane Katrina fo sho'.
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The moment in history when the USA revealed to the world the hollowness of its claim to being the richest nation.
World leader: "I thought the USA was rich and powerful until hurricane katrina"
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