IBS

Introverted Bibliophile Syndrome

“I got a fat load of IBS in me.”

“You have IBS too?”

“Yea, Introverted bibliophile syndrome?”

“Yea! But I have Itchy Bedussy Syndrome.”

“You should get that checked out…”

“Nah, I don’t really notice it anymore but my husband did say ‘You’re bedussy stank’ so maybe it’s a cause for concern?”

IBS

Itchy ball syndrome

I have IBS so I need to go take care of that

ibs

when something really really sucks

oh you died? ibs.

ibs

intense booty sex

if you have ibs u are a lil freak

IBS

Itchy Butt Syndrome

Fred: Why you keep go to the bathroom
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass

IBS

These problems cause your digestive tract to be very sensitive. They also change how your bowel muscles contract.

Person 1: your mama is so packing she broke my back last night.

Person 2: that’s so funny!

Matty T: stop my ibs is gonna start kicking in that’s so funny

IBS

IRRITABLE BITCH SYNDROME: SYNDROME IN WHICH PERSON EXPERIENCES HIGH LEVELS OF BITCHINESS WHEN HE/SHE DOES NOT GET HIS/HER WAY. LASTING ANYWHERE FROM 2HRS TO 2WEEKS. ALSO MIGHT EXPERIENCE THE SUDDEN URGE TO PUNCH BABIES AND THE ELDERLY.

ONLY MEDICATION AVAILABLE IS IBS SUPPOSITORIES

MY COWORKER IN THE SERVICE DRIVE SAYS HE LOVES TAKING IBS MEDICATION.