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A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.
Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.
When a man slides, or hands his phone to a woman, with the create new contact screen already visible, while not saying anything as a means to procure her phone number.
It is effective because it eliminates actually having to ask for a woman's phone number. This makes the situation less awkward, while requiring less confidence to pull off.
Tom: How did u get Stacy's number, she is hot?!?!
Josh: I used the phone slide, it never fails.
The phone slide works 95% of the time everytime
A word used to describe someone who is notorious for bombarding people's phones with multiple texts in a short amount of time. This is also known as "blowin' up" someone's phone.
Like, oh my god, Jenny, my boyfriend is, like, such a phone terrorist. I can't go, like, five minutes without getting, like, a billion texts.
When your phone decides to take on a personality of its own, and starts changing words around to different irrelevent words. Consequently, these sentences never make any sense.
Before:
"Hey, Whatcha up to meng?"
After:
"Hey Whatchamacallit up to menagerie?"
Phone tourettes
When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.
*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.
We need to get business for this food truck. I'm going to get on the coconut phone and make it happen.
To be zoned out, caused by using your cell phone.
My friend was driving me to work yesterday and got phoned out at a stop light, we sat there for 10 seconds after it changed to green before he snapped out of it.
Smart Phones are much like the fabled iPhones of legend, are effectively pimped out Mobile phones with many features derived from other already successful products but in one single device. This saves pocket space but the downside being it’s not quite as good the original devices.
Whilst checking Facebook intermittently and viewing high-resolution photos on a tiny screen whilst in conversation indispensible whilst anyone who they were talking patiently awaits a response.
Bill: Hey how are you?
Ted: I'm good, I'm just on... Haha
Bill: ... What?
Ted: Oh nothing just reading someone's status update on my new smart phone.
Bill: Hmm ok
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