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when you smoke grass you feel very relaxed, distances seem to be shorter making places and objects seem closer to you than they really are. Also, perception of time is distorted - a span of a few minutes may seem to last for more than an hour or so. But you're feeling so calm and serene you don't really care. One minute under the influence of Mary Jane is a marijuana minute.
At the Pink Floyd concert there was some maximum pot smoking. Jeffrey pulled out a fairly large reefer. Me and him took turns toking. The band kicked into the psychedelic warhorse "Astronomy Domine" which is best described as sounding like "rock'n'rollStar Trek". WOW!
That song ran for about 4 minutes or so but it seemed to last more like around 40 minutes to me. That's marijuana minutes for you.
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a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute
Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.
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What a dealer says when he has left you waiting for weed for up to 3 hours then you ring to enquire on his whereabouts and proposed time scales. Usually this figure is wrong and it will take up to another 30 minutes or another phone call. The dealer will then apologise for this and you just have to accept it as he is selling you weed and if you piss him off then no weed for you and a wasted night.
You "How long are you gonna be mate?"
Dealer "10 minutes. I'm not far from there now."
30 minutes later
Dealer "sorry about the wait...how much you want?"
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Sixty Miles an hour.
Also used to describe a rappid dispursal of oral information as a means to slow it down.
"What's the speed limmit?"
"Sixty! you can go a mile a minute!"
"Blah blah blah"
"Slow down i can't write that fast. You're going a mile a minute!"
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Meme - Wasted conversation spoken into phones by chavs and innits, these are the pointless words that burn through their pay-as-you-go or contract minutes without adding any reasonable content to the conversation.
It is due to this phenomenom that mobile network providers feel it is necessary to have tariffs that have in excess of 200 minutes included in their price plans.
Copyright McGeorge & Hurwitz 2010
Typically words such as, "no, bruv, listen, init an' that,
yeah!"
Normal sentence: "I am walking down the road now."
Innit Minute consuming sentence: "I'm like just like um trekking like down your like street now blud innit."
As you can see from this example, am "Innits Minutes" consuming sentence is 100% longer than a normal sentence thus resulting in the need for more minutes in their monthly plan.
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The time it takes for an install/download/etc to complete. The download may state "15 minutes" but in computer minutes it's at least 20 or more, depending on the estimated time.
Corey: Alright, torrenting the whole season now.
Dylan: Awesome, and in only 40 minutes?
Corey: More like 60 computer minutes.
*group sigh*
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A allocated length of time that a black man gives when informing one of their commitment to something. Time frame is anywhere from 1 second. To infinity.
It will be a black minute before Lamont can let us borrow the pallet jack.
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