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Marching Band

The biggest group of shitheads you will ever encounter. Each and everyone of them emits crackhead energy unlike any other but when you get past their crackheadedness you see amazing, genuine people who you will make memories with that will last a lifetime. Fun fact : they also only date within the band.

Dave: oml did you say ur in marching band? gross
Lancaster: nah fam that's the best group of people I've ever met
Dave: oh really? shit maybe I should join

by T2forever January 14, 2020


band competitions

Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.

Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!

Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"

by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013


Band Bang

When all of a bands members, (most likely of the death metal genre) picks one female to violently fuck all at once. She ends up dying at the end but oh well.

Dude my bandmates and I totally fucked the shit out of this one girl, all at the same time! It was a huge Band Bang!

by IsnideOvHell December 11, 2011

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Band-tastic!

Used to express your enthusiasm for a band with such an amazing groove you can't find the words to describe how much you are feeling them.
Origin: 2011, Little Bear Saloon, Evergreen CO when checking out SoundRabbit (.com).

These guys are hot. They're Band-tastic!

by Dynamic Chick May 1, 2011


Honors Band

*NOT A HONORS CLASS*

Honors Classes: Math, Science, Language Arts.
Not Honors Classes: Band.

Me: Hey, do you take any honors classes?
Daniela: I take honors band...
Me: You mean symphonic band
Daniela: No I take "honors band"

Me: bitch.....

by Sexist Alexis The Nazi November 13, 2018


10 Bands

Ten thousand US dollars. This saying is often used by afro-american people.

10 Bands, Fitty Bandz, Hunnid Bandz -Drake counting his money

by Broke boi May 19, 2015

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band geek

The best people in the world. Hang out in the bandrom constantly-like their santuary. Extremely talented and intelligent, and know how to have fun! Weird; but in a good way

by Liz October 23, 2003

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