Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine

Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor

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V-card

Being loyal to your hand

I still have my V-card

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credit card

An evil piece of plastic.

I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!

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friend card

1)the request of a favor from a friend; as to "play the friend card" like a playing card
2)the request of a favor from a friend; as to use your credit with a friend, like a credit card promising repayment.

I'm going to use my friend card to get you to help me move next Saturday, buddy.

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hoe card

possession of one's dignity. Must be protected at all times. if someone attempts to take/pull your hoe card you can either diss them immediately or say sike

ex: of a hoe card being pulled
John: you punk ass bitch, Terrel ain't shit
Terrel:(says nothin)

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trump card

something used to gain an advantage, sometimes a dishonest one

His trump card is redirecting you from hot button issues.

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Boob Card

Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.

John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.

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