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whenever someone wants to tell you to "get back to the kitchen", you simply reply, "get back to your mother's vagina", ya pansy!
cunt: "get back to the kitchen"
woman who won't take shit from pansies any longer: "you get back to your mother's vagina..because that's where you came from, ya bitch!"
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ONLY to be used on your deepest, darkest enemies. The kind of person that you would't share your goldfish with in kindergarten. Not only does it state that you and your mother are in an incestuous relationship, it implies that your father has left, as your mother has chosen you as her partner
Person 1: Ur mom big gae
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny
Person 2:Ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Your Mother is your significant other
*Universe Proceeds to explode*
June the 2nd! The day where you can suck out your mothers pussy or you can suck on them huge milky milf tits to make her day
Mother
Yes sweetie
Better remove them clothes
Why son
Because it’s National suck your mother day
I knew you wouldn’t forget son
Love you mother
Shutup and suck mommy’s big boobies
An emphasized variant of the phrase word to your mother, but in the form of a friendly insult. Limited in use, mainly by geeky technophiles.
*Player to opponent, after winning a game of Axis & Allies (total victory condition)*: Oh, you just got owned! Word to your mother and father COMBINED!
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This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!
: Your mother!
Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!
: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)
Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!
: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)
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A show depicting what adulthood would be like if people never stopped being teenagers.
The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!
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