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A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
An insta honey is a male/female who knows what they got and how to flaunt it. Their follower count reflects that as well as the comments they receive from those of the same gender. Will expose you as thirsty for sliding into the dms.
"This girl is smoking ! Who is she?
"Look at her follower count, dude. She's probably an Insta Honey."
"30k followers but imma still slide in those dms."
(aka cupcakes)
annoying twelve year olds that think they have a chance with their fave.
also they make up random stories about their fave to start drama.
they also tend to roleplay as their fave in groupchats with people they don’t know.
me: oh my god there’s an insta stan on twitter
friend: oh ew
Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.
Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.
Girls and guys who think their as good and hard working as real models!!!
They also pretend like they are mir body positiv such a lie!!!
Insta models definition:
Insta model1: yeah I work so hard for my body and I never use filters
Also insta model1:uses photoshop and works out once a month
Wow
When someone views your instagram profile and watches your stories without following you.
John is an Insta stalker he watches my stories without following me.