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Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media
Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta
A men named Oancea Onutu Gabriel Victor
aka gaby victor
Gaby: "damn you make awesome photos"
Girl: " yuck , you are an Insta Simp"
When an individual accidentally (or intentionally ) leaves or captures an item unintended in a posted photo
"OMG did you see she accidentally left an Insta Egg of her new album in her latest post"
every single girl from bromley.
they look like clapped drown rats in real life, but 10s on the gram.
Mate 1: wow she could hold this wood
Mate 2: nah bro you would go so soft, loon at her bromley insta
when you pop a pill or take a hit and stare blankly into space while drooling with your mouth open because its so strong it hits you hard.
Friend: "whats wrong with him?"
Me: "he just smoked some strong. It's got homeboy insta-dumb."
When your one night stand turns into your Boo by the next day & now you're inseparable!
Man, i just met her & I got hooked! That girl is insta-boo!
A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.
"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"