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When a female only has ass on Instagram
"Bruh I swear this chick here got the fattest ass of all time" *passes phone to homie "bruh I know her in real life, hoe only insta-thick"
When your one night stand turns into your Boo by the next day & now you're inseparable!
Man, i just met her & I got hooked! That girl is insta-boo!
every single girl from bromley.
they look like clapped drown rats in real life, but 10s on the gram.
Mate 1: wow she could hold this wood
Mate 2: nah bro you would go so soft, loon at her bromley insta
A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.
"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"
A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
An insta honey is a male/female who knows what they got and how to flaunt it. Their follower count reflects that as well as the comments they receive from those of the same gender. Will expose you as thirsty for sliding into the dms.
"This girl is smoking ! Who is she?
"Look at her follower count, dude. She's probably an Insta Honey."
"30k followers but imma still slide in those dms."