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Smash. Have sex with.
smashmash potato
Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.
an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.
Sorry I'm late but I was driving along fine on Route 95 when I got caught in instant carmageddon.
A violent game of football played on a small pitch.
The way the game is played is 2 people go on to start one in each net, the ball is placed in the middle of the pitch. Either of the two have to score on the other, when a player is scored against they go off and their team mate comes on. If a player manages to score five consecutive goals on the other team they win the game.
If you score instantly after coming on, its known as an Instant. If you score normally you are a legend, if you save a shot your a hero. Also If you miss the net it is a shocker.
Legend: Holy shit fat boy is an Instant Legend!
Hero: Really?
Legend: LOL JK!
Hero: LOL!
Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"
P2: "Ergh. Spider web."
P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"
noun - something that is so amazing it makes you want to jizz pants, can be virtually anything
verb - intant "o"ed - the act of something being so amazing that you basically cream your panties
1. noun - Kyle's homemade macaroni and cheese was so delicious that Heather considered it an instant "o" and nearly moaned as she ate.
2. verb - When I watched New Moon and Taylor Lautner appeared on the screen shirtless, I instant "o"ed.