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internet

A place where some of the more mindless Christians like to make everyone else miserable. Well, they do that everywhere, but especially on the internet.

"The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is 'Internet'." -- Unknown

Nice grammar, God boy.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

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internet

The inner-netting of swimwear

"I think I just logged on to my internet" -Carl from the Simpsons after being scared

by aybab2 June 15, 2003

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Internet

Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.

Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet?

Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn!

Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary?

What? Do I look like a loser to you?

by Waqcku May 29, 2005

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internet

the most addicting piece of shit EVER. fucks up your grades, as well. everything else you once loved to do means absolutely nothing anymore.

the internet has turned me in to a pissed off, socially retarded, bitch.

by l33v March 2, 2008

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internets

"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.

I would disallow all those internets!

I would disallow all those <fill in anything!>

by Batrachus August 21, 2011

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Internet

will make you very fat

Person #1 Looks like bob gained a few pounds.

Person #2 Its that damn internet.

by Bob Dole 123 April 17, 2007

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Internet

The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents

9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED

by k0b13r February 27, 2007

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