double inverted face auger

when you crash or are ejected from a vehicle such as a car, bike, or motorcycle at high speed and flip through the air landing face first into the ground.
Used when wanting to exagerate the word crash or wipe out.

dude I ended uo doing a double inverted face auger after casing that jump.

I was trying to show off for the ladies but ended up pulling off a double inverted face auger.

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inverted penis syndrome (IPS)

When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.

Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.

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inverted cyber piglet

Is what xXxsadinregretxXx should call her electropoop band.

"hey xXxsadinregretxXx, CALL YOUR BAND INVERTED CYBER PIGLET, IT'LL BE HELLA BOMB HECKA DOODLE!"

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Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

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inverted panda's eyes

The white tan-line left around your eyes from where you were sunbathing whilst wearing sunglasses.

Ha look at him! He's been sunbathing with them glasses all day and he's gone and got inverted panda's eyes

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Double Inverted Fruit Bowl Moon

Invented in Dodge City, Kansas in the 1970s, this occurs when two men remove their pants and underwear, and interlock elbows back to back & ass to ass. Then one man pulls his torso down forward, hunching over, which in turn elevates the second man upon his back, who lifts his legs into the air, exposing an almost symmetrical vision of their junk, taints and anuses to unsuspecting onlookers.

I heard a rapping at the window, and when I opened the curtains I beheld a ghastly site...it was two boys flashing me with a double inverted fruit bowl moon! Quite shocking.

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Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)

Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.

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