beauty-ism

When someone uses another "-ism" word in a conversation and you want to say their beautiful, but wanting to keep the "-ism" intact, so you just say "beauty-ism" It is a form of flattery to an extreme while still sounding like you don't know what you are talking about.

Girl: "My dwarfism?"

Boy: "No, your beauty-ism :)"

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men-ism

its like mankind but just for men only
and the men ways of life
and everything men are suppposed to do without fear

he wouldnt touch up his girlfrend he's a disgrace to MEN-ISM lol
so he basically gay at the end of it

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Sheffizle-ism

A religion that honors a big, purple dinosoar. Roots come from a certain fly white history teacher somewhere in the northeastern U.S.

I practice Sheffizle-ism even though our leader has left us.

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Scott-ism

the rantings of the lesser spotted, small footed, cockney tit

Examples of Scott-isms would be ...
- I'm over it!
- You minge!
- I'm over it!
- Wagyu!
- I'm over it!
- I had a bottle of wine on the balcony
- I'm over it!
- Sausage baguette
- I'm over it!
- You soppy c*nt
- I'm over it !
- how 'bout that ride in?
- I'm over it !
- Just going down for a snout
and...
- I don't have another job, I'm just spending some time out with my family.

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howe-ism

Everybody knows these people. These are the kids in high school that will talk shit behind your back and when you confront them about it they deny everything and try to act all buddy buddy.

Jim: Bro did you see what Taylor just said what i confronted him of talking shit?

Phil: Yeah bro, that queer excells in howe-ism.

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Eli-ism

Eli-ism is a holy religion guided by the 4 gods which is, Eli, Shiname, Öemöseti aswell as Jun-Ho. Every day we go to Eli's Church and worship them. We also go to Bible Study after the Church Service.

"Worship the 4 gods of Eli-ism! Join us! For sexy big tiddy anime men and women!"

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Liberty Prime-ism

Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:

"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"

"Communism is a lie!"

"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"

"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"

"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!

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