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A cross joint, otherwise known as the crossroads, is a joint with three smoking ends. When made the joint should form the shape of a cross (yes it is a little sac-religious), or a crossroad for you catholics out there. Using either three lighters with two or more people, you can spark this joint up and enjoy.
In order to make one must roll half of a large papered joint leaving the end open, to allow further packing. Then take another long paper and roll your second and third joints. These two joints should have no roach, in fact it should look like a long tootsie roll. after twisting both ends, cut two small holes in the center of the 2 and 3 joint. then cut two holes into the first joint. Push the 2 and 3 joint into the holes of the first joint. Once the holes of the 2 and 3 joint cant be seen finish packing the first joint. Take some of your extra paper and tear off a few gummed strips. Seal this new age classic and prepare to smoke!
In the new movie the Pineapple Express, with Seth Rogen and James Franco, one can see the cross joint in full effect. There is a clip online at YouTube.
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college in the middle of boondock worchester massachusetts. situated on a hill, fat chicks stay away from this college or instead of gaining the freshman 15 lose it pretty quickly. it doesnt get warm there till graduation day as well.
Famous students consist of Bob Cousy, Chris Matthews, and Mike Wooters.
Best College by far in that area of Massachusetts
"Look at that dude wearing the red sox hat, and the tube socks wrapped up around his pant legs. He's got books too. He must not go to Assumption, hes got to go to Holy Cross."
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A term used primarily in Colorado to describe Policy Debate. It is a type of debate where two debate teams (made up of two members each) are paired up, each team being assigned either Negative or Affirmative. The affirmative team presents a plan adhering (usually) to that year's resolution, while it is the negative team's job to prove what is bad about passing the plan (using such arguments as Disadvantages, Topicality, Counter-Plans, Kritiks, and answers to Inherency/Solvency/Advantages). Cross-x, or CX, is what makes speech tournaments take forever because each round has a minimum 1 hour of speaking.
As CX debate evolved, the debaters realized that the more arguments you can read, the more likely you are to win the round. So, a new style of reading evidence evolved, called "spreading" (a clever combination of "speed" and "reading"). While this is a good idea in theory, some debaters choose excessive speed over clarity, not realizing that almost all judges aren't going to vote for you if they can't understand what you're saying.
Finally, there is a myriad of critics who claim that debaters live in an "ivory tower" mindset. For God's sake, it's a game! Debate's an after-school activity! Don't criticize high-schoolers for viewing the world as they do. They aren't real policy makers, they only pretend to be.
1) "What event do you do?"
"Cross-X"
"Huh?"
"Policy Debate"
"Ohhhhh...you must be from Colorado"
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The name given to an event that occurred back in the mid-1990's when the game "Cornhole" became a popular pastime in Ohio and many residents of Kentucky began a mass migration across the state line in confusion, mistakenly believing that people were butt-fucking in the streets.
In actuality, Cornhole is a game in which you toss CORN-BAGS at a playing board, trying to score by either making your bag into the hole, or knocking your partners bag into the hole. You can also "block" a score by the opposing team by knocking your opponents bag off the game board.
Tough luck Billy Bob. Looks like your cousin Jeb better grease up!!
The cornhole crossing put a major strain on Kentucky's ky jelly industry, but Ohio got a boost in sales!
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To have already had sex with your new gf and not have to bring her out on wednesday for Colm+Tony's going away drinks
Rob crossed the corner on sunday
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When texts are accidentally sent to the incorrect recipient due to multiple concurrent conversations.
Conversation A:
YOU: But, I had an awesome time last night and can't wait to see you again.
HER: You were amazing, you are the sweetest guy I have ever met! <3
YOU: Hey, tell Dad that the doctor said that fungus on my balls is only mildly contagious during sexual intercourse.
HER: WHAT??????????????
Conversation B:
YOU: Merry Christmas! I'll be over around 5 tonight.
MOM: Oh, Merry Christmas! I love you and your Father and I can't wait to see you. Drive safe.
YOU: Yeah, just wait until I tongue punch your fart box and make you put my balls inside your butthole. Then you'll really think I'm sweet! ;) j/k
MOM: Kevin?
YOU: .......I think...I'm cross-texting...............
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When two or more males gather around a single toilet or urinal to see how many times each flow of urine overlaps until all participating males' bladders empty.
"Hey, Chad. Want to go in the bathroom and Cross the Streams? Bill and I counted to 59 last time. A new record!"
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