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One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.
Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?
Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.
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In bicyclist's lingo, a jogger who suddenly turns around without looking after reaching a mileage goal, usually with headphones on. If the crazy ivan is executed just as a cyclist is passing, it can be a dangerous maneuver, as the jogger is changing lanes to go the other direction. A jogger with headphones on may not hear an audible pass warning from a cyclist.
On the trail today, some runner did a crazy ivan and almost hit me. Idiot!
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A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism
Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.
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Ivan v/ Ivan 4kfl is A boy from Florida, he is affiliated with Rockway K and 4kfl, he is currently surviving 132 years on 7 counts of aggravated robbery and 17 counts of murder, he is currently locked up with kay flock and John pork.. free tha bros
“Free my boy Ivan 4kfl” - Lionel Messi
This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)
Here's the question:
Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.
These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH
A nickname for someone called Ivan if they're terrible. Used mostly in gossiping, but can be used in other circumstances too. Referring to Ivan IV Vasilyevich.
Ivan is such an Ivan the Terrible!
Ivan the Terrible is so much like my cousin!
Ivan is such an Ivan the Terrible, he cheated on my friend!