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An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
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A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011
Here is your bourbon and coke sir.
I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.
A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"
Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."
2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."
Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
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The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.
Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.
Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.
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The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?
Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.
or...
Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.
Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.
Cynthia: .........
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Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?
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