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have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

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Jackassedness

where one's own stupidity/behavior is the reason for the disappointing situation they find themselves in.

Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.

Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.

Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.

by swimmerooo January 31, 2011

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jackassedness

The art of being a complete and utter jackass. Very few people can achieve such a great title, but there are some who define it well. Like a queer named c-dav.

Are you kidding? Of course you're a jackass! You define jackassedness!

by Jakobo April 22, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jackassedness

The act of being a complete jackass.

Bob's jackassedness has caused us a lot of problems.

by Siyat September 17, 2011

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jackass on super-high

A level of stupidity that is beyond the level of acceptance.

What happened? Is your jackass on super-high?

by MysteryWitch25 December 23, 2016


american jackass

when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.

I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.

by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023


jackassness

Verb.

The act of being immature, stupid, or acting like a jackass.

"Dude. Your jackassness is showing"

by spiritbox December 9, 2022