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Jake is a tall guy who you once had a giant crush on. Jakes are funny, usually smart guys who most girls can relate to. But that's where it becomes an issue. Girls can relate to him, causing most people to think that he is gay for his best friend Ely. Jakes seem harmless enough, until you hurt them in any way, shape or form. They become extremely aggressive and scary and turn from cute, to possibly your worst nightmare. Jakes could never be considered hot, and can only ever be thought of as cute. Jakes also tend to hang out with large groups of girls, making people either, think he is even more gay, or just simply a man whore.
Friend 1: Omg! Jake just came up to me and asked me out!
Friend 2: Oh no, he didn't! You said no right?!
Friend 1: Um, what? No, I said yes of course!
Friend 2: But Jake is fucking insane! You'll never be able to break up with him without being called a cunt and getting slapped in the face!
Friend 1: I've got to break up with him!!
Friend 2: Uh, yeah no, too late now babe.
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The best guy you could ever meet, sweet, kind and is such a gentleman. He allways holds the door open for everyone, he will offer to pay for your food. And he's all round a great guy, he's intelligence without being arragont he's funny without being a smartass. He knows when somethings wrong, and treats his lady like a goddess
He helped me with my homework without me asking
Well duh... He's a jake!
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A term from the west of Scotland for an alcoholic or drunk person. In the latter case, it is usually applied to underage drinkers.
"Jesus, did you smell that jakey bastard?"
Young Ned- "Haw mister, gonnae go intae that coarner shoap an get us a bottle ae Buckie?"
Mister- "Fuck off you wee jake."
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1. (v., inf) (To Jake Up) Jake - To destroy; to dishevel; to misconstrue; to be unaware and not understand an assignment 2. to undeliberately, yet completely mess something up that needs work. 3. To pretend that someone else's work is your own, and interperet that work as such, without really having done anything yourself.
John: Oh man, I can't believe that Jeff did that. He pretended that the problem was fixed, and that he did all the work on it.
James: Really? Did he actually fix the problem, though?
John: No, he just stole my idea and jaked it up further.
James: Then go Jake up his ride.
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verb-To violently cough while smoking a joint or using a bong.
Hey Dude,if you keeping jaking on us we'll going to skip ya next time!
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jake is a kind, caring and loving person, jake always has your best interests at heart, jake is hot and a sexy devil, you will sometimes find that jake is a bit emo and will sometimes say the wrong thing but if you love a jake you will feel like a godess cause jakes always care for the people they love.
sophie: ''omg did you see Jake there now''
lousie: '' yeah havent you heard hes going out with laura''
sophie: '' God shes so lucky hes such a sexy devil, i bet she feels like a godess''
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Amazingly cool or tricked out. Used by Bike mechanics and graffiti artists.
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